highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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tagged → #gpoy #lol #class

benedictseyebrows:

godgetboobs:

heyxkids:

FUCKIN LIFE HACK always take ear plugs to a concert cause when you have them in it
-blocks out all the annoying noise from the crowd
-YOU CAN CLEARLY HEAR THE BAND
-ITS AWESOME
-MAGIC
-also it protects your ears & that’s good

Yeah srsly you can hear the music BETTER

Yes!  28 yrs of concert going.  All this ^ is true.

amy-banner:

this is what i’m wearing to the gates of hell. I could command armies in this dress.

amy-banner:

this is what i’m wearing to the gates of hell. I could command armies in this dress.

tagged → #fashion #omfg #yes #dress

andythanfiction:

matori:

joanjettofarc:

delanowhere:

soundlyawake:

21 Ways You Can Take Mashed Potato To The Next Level

i wonder if joanjettofarc has seen this

be still, my beating heart

hot damn

Protip: To take it to God Tier, try it with other mashed rooty things like yam, sweet potato, turnip, rutabega, parsnip, yucca, taro, celerac, or cassava. They all have unique flavors and textures and you can get awesome new things, but the same techniques will still work!

tagged → #food #jesus #yum #reference #potato
tagged → #cops #officer #lol
tagged → #fUCK #lol #text

ulceration:

ulceration:

running from heterosexuality

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running faster

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tagged → #omfg #tumblr #lol

girlgrowingsmall:

The interviewer is so brutally uncomfortable

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rivialle-heichou:

AYI

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perv-robot:

When you finally find that one porn worth fapping to

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